Smartphones will Replace Sex

smartp.jpg(left, young woman is focused on fountain of happiness.)

This is one of many predictions based on my annual pilgrimmage to the lifestyle capital of Canada, aka Toronto.

by Henry Makow Ph.D

As my longtime readers know, I live in South Flin Flon, Manitoba, a frontier town on the snowbound Canadian Prairie.  I miss the urban ambiance of Toronto where I was a grad student from 1976-1982.  Every year, I can’t wait for the ice to melt so I can canoe to the Metropolis and pontificate on the latest trends:

sphone2.jpg1. While men use smart phones for business, women turn to them to fulfill their emotional needs.  You see them on the streets making love to their phones. The expressions on their face reflect the urgency, desire and satisfaction that used to characterize sex. Women are discovering that “relationship maintenance” is far more satisfying than hookups, anal intercourse and other modern forms of sex.

The sight of so many women with faces and ears glued to  phones gives rise to another futuristic vision: Wireless-controlled women. Some day, women will receive instructions governing every aspect of their lives and thought. If they are confused, they will contact a central authority for advice. “There is a dissident making a speech at Dundas and Bay. Can all women in the area swarm this man and set him straight?”    

ethereal.jpg2. There is enough eye candy here to give an old man diabetes. Translation: I see more beautiful young women here in an hour than in two weeks back in S. Flin Flon. Some of these young women have made an art of looking like ethereal young goddesses. They are so reverential of their beauty,  you feel a male glance might tarnish it.  Both acolyte and goddess in the cult of beauty, you don’t want to encourage them.

3. The post modern metropolis resembles the aftermath of a Mongol raid where the  barbarians have broken down the doors of every home and forced the women to leave their hearths and nurseries and congregate in the town square and side streets. There they are instructed to get professional degrees and jobs in online marketing. Everywhere you go, you overhear women pitching themselves or some product like luxury handbags. There is no peace for them.

leggings3.jpegYet at the same time you feel that if any man made them a decent offer, and put up with their bullshit, they’d gladly  return to the home. They display their toned thighs though skin tight leggings practically begging a good man to father their children and made real women out of them again.

4. I am staying on the campus of my alma mater, the University of Toronto.
I am amused to see the campus decorated with banners on the lightposts featuring pictures of professors like they are on the cutting edge of progress and enlightenment. The captions read something like, “Arno Miller- Fighting
Climate Change.” Or ” Sammy Ganz- Imagination on Fire.”

banners.jpgHype is always the last refuge of scoundrels, If you can’t produce the real thing, you start lying about it. Unversities have seamlessly melded with the bankers’ Communist agenda. They are no longer devoted to the pursuit of truth. They are obstacle courses where our future Quislings compete for acceptance.

Ever wonder why professors are paid so much for six-months work a year? Think of them as actors or entertainers. They are paid to pretend to investigate and teach the truth. They create the faux education system just like politicians create the faux political system and maintain the illusion of democracy.

That’s why professors earn $150,000 a year… plus a $450 bonus for their souls.


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