Krampus Returns to Evict Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Waco, TEXAS: Nov. 21, 2011 — The world breathed a collective sigh of relief yesterday as Krampus arrived just in time to evict the so-called “Occupy Wall Street” protesters before the Christmas shopping season ensues. Krampus clears the streets of protesters. This scene was repeated in cities all over the world as Krampus returned to […] Continue reading

SROTN Takes Responsibility for Bohemian Grove Crop Circles

Diesel Huffington Press. Aug. 2, 2011: BOHEMIAN GROVE, Calif… Under intense media scrutiny in recent weeks, SROTN’s High Command took full responsibility for the spate of crop circles that plagued the Illuminati’s 138th Annual Encampment at Bohemian Grove in Monte Rio, Calif. in July. According to unconfirmed reports, the elaborate crop circles were meant to […] Continue reading