SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: October 8, 2017 Edition

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Opinion Column by John Semmens
Serial Sexual Harasser Sees Right-Wing Conspiracy

Hollywood big shot Harvey Weinstein took a hint from his good friend Hillary Clinton and blamed a vast right-wing conspiracy for a recent New York Times article detailing his long history as a serial sexual harasser. Hurt that his generous donations to Democratic politicians and payoffs to his victims weren't sufficient to suppress this information, the bloated movie mogul lamented that his reputation may have been "irretrievably damaged."

"The unfairness of it all just boggles my mind," Weinstein admitted. "Others have done far worse and come away smelling like a rose. Bill Clinton raped a woman and committed perjury, but is still admired enough to land half-million dollar speaking gigs. I never raped anyone. Why am I being singled out?"

A clue to Mr. Weinstein's anomalous fate may have been Hillary's offhand disparagement of his "measly $600,000 donation to the Clinton Foundation
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