SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: September 15, 2019 Edition

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Opinion Column by John Semmens
Highlights of the September Dem Presidential Debate

Further evidence that the roster of competitors for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination has no worthy candidates was exhibited as ten contenders offered their insane and tyrannical policy proposals in front of cheering Party faithful in Houston on Thursday.

So-called "moderate" former Vice-President Joe Biden asserted that "nobody should be in jail for a nonviolent crime. So some guy sneaks into your house and steals your stuff. Maybe he has a greater need for it than you do. Why should he go to prison for that? Chances are that most of these types of theft result in a more equal distribution of wealth. Isn't that what all of us Democrats here tonight have been advocating? Granted, it would be more orderly for everyone to cooperate with our Party's plan to lawfully redistribute money, but we ought not punish those whose only fault is impatience."

Former Texas Rep. Beto O'Rourke swears h
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