SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: November 24, 2019 Edition

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Opinion Column by John Semmens
New Dem Prez Candidate Triples Support in One Week

What some observers saw as a bad sign for his newly announced bid to become the Democratic Party's 2020 presidential nominee, former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick saw as "an encouraging start on the road to victory."

While only two people showed up to hear him speak at Morehouse College in Atlanta, Patrick pointed out that "this is three times the number of supporters I had last week. If I can sustain this pace I'll have more than three billion supporters by May of next year and be headed toward a landslide win in the 2020 election."

Abortion Advocacy Becomes More Strident

Seeking to bolster his record as the most abortion-friendly candidate among those vying for the Democratic 2020 presidential nomination, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) boasted that "my support for abortion has been 100% pure. Unlike some of my rivals, I have never wavered. Nevertheless, the trend in recent years has shown a
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