SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: November 1, 2020 Edition

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Opinion Column by John Semmens
Biden Campaign Takes Dark Turn

In a move even the creative writers at CNN are finding hard to explain, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden's campaign has taken a dark turn.

First he predicted "a dark winter of disease and discontent" and told voters that "I am the only man qualified to lead America through to the other side." Then he aired a campaign ad featuring Hitler saluting marching Nazi troops. Then to top it off he shouted "America is dead" through a bullhorn to a paltry handful of supporters at a so-called drive-by "rally" in Iowa. Finally, he bragged that "we have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics."

Campaign manager Greg Schultz struggled to put a positive spin on these aberrant remarks, saying that "after seven months of pandemic hysteria the voting public is searching for an appropriate characterization of what the fut
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