Aint this a bitch! Kanye West and his rent-a-reality-whore for hire, Kim Kardashian went on a witch hunt to track down my cell phone number and Kanye had the balls to call me and yell at me for HollywoodIlluminati.
First, Kanye West is a closet case. He keeps tip toeing around the issue, with little still shots of him wearing female clothing & dresses in videos with Jay -Z aka Niggas in Paris.
Two days ago, I was standing in line at the 711 on Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood and my cell phone goes off and its Kanye West throwing a bitch fit and then hanging up before I could tell him something.
So, after two days of me having to track down on how Kanye got my cell phone number, I discover that a Jewish associate of mine, a guy that I may talk to about twice a year is getting married to Kris Jenner’s former assistant.
Back in November, I met up with him at a benefit in West Hollywood and he introduced me to this Asian girl named Pom, pong or ping pong or some shit like that. I did notice that she dressed in tight dresses like Kim Kardashian and she even stood like Kim Kardashian but I didn’t think anything of it and he didn’t tell me the back story on his soon-to-be wife.
Kanye West, who really doesn’t come to Hollywood, ever since he was harassed by the cops at the LAX airport some years back, gets his little D-List, Busy Body, Ryan Seacrest reality world social mess, Kim Kardashian to track me down because these little socialite girls like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton spend all day playing on the phone and playing little high school games.
From what I understand, Kim Kardashian called her mother, Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner, on a hunch, called Pom, her former assistant, who lives in Manhattan Beach,Ca. to further the investigation on behalf of Kanye West. Ya see, this is their “most favorite thing” in the world to do.
Pom said, “oh yeah, that guy is a friend of my husband.” “Let me sneak his cell phone and get his number for you.”
So Pom, gets his phone, finds my number and gives it to Kris Jenner, who gives it to Kim and then Kim gives it to Kanye West.
Then a day later (after the Kanye West Phone Rant), Pom confesses this to her soon-to-be-husband and he calls me to apologize and tells me that Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian pressured her for my number and that she went through his phone while he was asleep.
He also tells me that Pom, his Asian girlfriend, used to work for Kris Jenner but he made her quit after Kris Jenner started to treat her like a slave, not letting her come home at night and informing me that Kris Jenner said, “Since you live all the way in Manhattan Beach why don’t you just move in with us?” (Kris Jenner lives all the way in Calabasas (North of Malibu), which is a long drive from Manhattan Beach)
He also tells me to go on youtube and pull up a certain clip and it shows Kris Jenner giving Pom (his GF)orders on the reality show.
So, this “Pom” girl was actually on that silly Kardashian Reality Show and now she just so happens to be engaged to a friend of mine, which has resulted in me being dragged into the world of D-List Reality drama with Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner.
- So, the Kardashians are treating their Asian assistants like slaves and this is why he made Pom quit her job, working for Kris Jenner. I plan on calling the Ca. Dept of Labor to have Kris Jenner investigated for slavery.
Needless to say, none of my male friends are punks, so we worked out a proper punishment for Pom. She is not allowed to go out to any events for a month, she cant buy red dresses and she cant text Kim Kardashian (which he says Pom texts Kim Kardashian constantly behind his back) or take calls from Kris Jenner.
This is what happens when little “Illuminati Closet Cases” put on a PR show with a Ryan Seacrest Reality Slut……people get punished.
- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are not dating. This is all a PR stunt by Kanye West to hide his sexuality and this evidently is what Kris Jenner is telling her assitants (past and present).
Yes. Pom is on punishment for her disobedience to her boyfriend and this is due to Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West playing their usual little “key key games”.
Kanye West will never, ever, ever, ever call me again because he knows that I will start recording my calls for quality assurance & Kris Jenner needs to be put under investigation for “assistant abuse”.